Accessory Protest

I hereby call a protest on any & all earrings that resemble or look anything like something from "Basketball Wives" that includes feathers, rhinestones (seriously guys), or spikes!!! What is wrong? When did it ever become legal to inflict pain on those who care about good jewelry by exposing us to these catastrophes... The thought of these earrings are making me sick! Let's spark a fire & burn them together loves...